Your last chance to beware of the following hostelries and dives of ill repute.
Saturday, 18th
Red Lion Turners Hill 12.00
Ardingly Inn Ardingly 1.00
Stand Up Lindfield 2.00
The Hatch Colemans Hatch 7.00
Dorset Arms Withyham 8.00
Kentish Horse Mark Beech 9.00
Sunday, 19th.
Crown Groombridge 12.00
Anchor Hartfield 1.00
Foresters Arms Fairwarp 2.00
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The World Famous Ashdown Mummers will take no
responsibility for any curmudgeonly old gentlemen,
especially of a Morris persuasion, who refuse to enjoy
themselves whilst in our presence.
St George reserves the right to rescue any damsels,
in distress or not, and to kill any dragons found lurking.
(Bring yours Chris)
A dodgy Doctor may offer unpalatable cures.
Beelzebub may proffer various disgusting items from
his bag and Little Johnny Jack will make a valiant effort to
upset everybody. (Unwanted husbands pressed at no extra
charge).
One or two local itinerant musicians of an untrustworthy nature
have threatened to assemble at the Kentish Horse.
You have been warned . . .
Little Johnny Jack.
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