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Your last chance to beware of the following hostelries and dives of ill repute.
Saturday, 18th
Red Lion Turners Hill 12.00
Ardingly Inn Ardingly 1.00
Stand Up Lindfield 2.00
The Hatch Colemans Hatch 7.00
Dorset Arms Withyham 8.00
Kentish Horse Mark Beech 9.00
Sunday, 19th.
Crown Groombridge 12.00
Anchor Hartfield 1.00
Foresters Arms Fairwarp 2.00
For up to date obsolete information go to
The World Famous Ashdown Mummers will take no
responsibility for any curmudgeonly old gentlemen,
especially of a Morris persuasion, who refuse to enjoy
themselves whilst in our presence.
St George reserves the right to rescue any damsels,
in distress or not, and to kill any dragons found lurking.
(Bring yours Chris)
A dodgy Doctor may offer unpalatable cures.
Beelzebub may proffer various disgusting items from
his bag and Little Johnny Jack will make a valiant effort to
upset everybody. (Unwanted husbands pressed at no extra
charge).
One or two local itinerant musicians of an untrustworthy nature
have threatened to assemble at the Kentish Horse.
You have been warned . . .
Little Johnny Jack.

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Comment by Mike Grenville on December 18, 2010 at 19:09

Sadly but fairly unsurprisingly the Ashdown Mummers have had to cancel the weekend tour. Despite heroic action from St George who got here from foreign parts, Kings Langley, and our forcing the Gallant Roamer to roam reluctantly to Forest Row and even Beelzebub managing to wend his evil ways to Sussex from his hideaway in a derelict windmill in Shropshire it was, as always, the cowardly Turkish Knight who could
not drag himself out of his harem to face St George once again. Heap your curses on this cowardly brigand.

Hopefully after carefully studying the runes and the course of the stars we hope to emerge for a tour with a vengeance on Saturday & Sunday, 8th & 9th of January.
More information to follow and keep an eye on
Little Johnny Jack.

Comment by Mike Grenville on December 22, 2010 at 23:31

The mummers play has now been rescheduled
for the following pubs, all on Monday,
27th December. Please forward this to anyone
who might be interested.
 
12.00        Crown                      Groombridge
1.00          Anchor                           Hartfield
2.00          Foresters Arms               Fairwarp
 
7.00          Hatch                   Colemans Hatch
8.00          Kentish Horse              Mark Beech
 

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